You Know you dead ass wrong when...

1. You a dude with a S-curl kit.
2. You riding a mini van with hub cap spinners(stop tht $hit now)
3. Yo lace front wig look like a Oakland Raiders Helment.
4. Yo weave come pass your knee caps(Bi#tch who you fooling).
5. You  wearing that fake ass pony tail, that look like the bottom of a mop.
6. You still telling people you part cherokee.
7.  You lotion the top part of your body but not the bottom part cuz you wearing jeans.
8.  Your outfit cost more then yo car.
9.   Yo toes hang over the front of your sandles.
10. When yo moma made you look like this..( Some of yaw not laughing cuz this might be you)

Bonus: If you a dude wearing contacts.